Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Hello, My Name is FATTY!!!

Everyone has heard of the "Freshman 15", the infamous weight one gains when they go away to college with a little help from some horrible late night fried food and lots and lots of cheap beer . Well, what happens when you gain weight in the beginning stages of a relationship? What do they call that? Is there a name for this chunk of roll that has appeared in my midsection and my booty?

Last night, my beau and I went to watch the Missouri Maverick's game... just so happens if you get there early you can get half off of the concessions, woohoo lucky me! So, as I stuff my face with chili cheese fries, I whine to the beau about how chunky I'm getting...

Me:  Omg, I've gained like 8lbs since we started dating.
Him:  Really? I've lost like 11lbs since we started dating.

Why is it that women gain it so easily? And men shed it in their sleep? It's not fair and it's not right. Someone needs to publish a book called, "How to Avoid Gaining Weight in a Relationship". I would buy that book in a heart beat!!

1 comment:

  1. That would be a great book but it would need to include a chapter about How to avoid gaining weight after you are comfortable in your relationship too. I have def put on a few pounds since college. OUCH! - RMO

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