I'm a fairly simple person. I love to laugh. I love being silly. It's truly the little things in life that I live for. My path in life is led by my mind rather than my heart. If you can read my mind you can win my heart...eventually.
I am a creature of habit. I cuss way too much and drive way too fast. I always wait until I'm on my last ounce of gas before I fill up. I procrastinate on everything and then kick my own booty for doing it. The cycle still continues....I never learn my lesson. I prefer wheat bread to white and strawberry soda to any other. Gojos is my favorite restaurant. I always order the steak and shrimp. I don't know if it's really steak that I'm getting but it taste good and that's enough for me.
I love what I do for a living. I believe the children are our future. I love kids because I am a kid. I think I'm smart about some things; however, I never voice myself. I am truly fascinated by the human mind. I absolutely hate standardized testing. I have a problem with constantly second guessing myself with shit that I'm educated in and I am very educated. I am very self-sufficiant. I am very ambitious. I have a serious problem with thinking about really random shit. Weird things fascinate me.
I enjoy people watching. I enjoy watching people's mannerisms. I get extremely shy around people I don't know for whatever reasons. I can be really stubborn at times, sometimes even act like a baby. I am extremely tight with spending money on myself but love spending it on other people. I live for the coupons in the Sunday paper and the summertime garage sales. I am a total bargain shopper. I can be "hood" at times but get extremely mad when someone tries to call me on it. I hate it when people try to act like they know me. I hate it when people judge me.
I think golf is super boring but still would like to learn to play. I think I'm good at video games when in reality...I'm awful! I think football rocks. I get pissed when people talk about the Chiefs and have for as long as I can remember. I love my city--Kansas City.
I constantly make other people's problems my own. I worry way too much about everything and anything. I am currently teaching myself not to worry about the things I can't control. My new motto is "Don't sweat the small stuff". It's not working so well. I constantly overload myself with jobs. I wish I had someone to take out my trash, grade my papers and do my laundry but will never ask for help with even the smallest task.
Sometimes I laugh when bad things happen to other people and then feel guilty about it later. Sometimes, I never feel guilty. I love pulling practical jokes on people. I have such a dry sense of humor. I once laughed at my brother for falling down a flight of stairs. He lived*. Clowns scare the shit out of me and I'm horrified of spiders. Hot baths, music, books and long intimate conversations keep me sane. I live everyday for myself and not for anyone else. I like to impress people, but I'm not easily impressed. I am often mistaken for a b*tch but to truly know me is to truly love me. I believe in GOD, always being real to yourself, and music. The rest is to be continued...
